The Onion pretty much sucks anymore.

And this takes the cake (sorry, I tried to embed it, but all the "width" and "height" fiddling in the world couldn't convince the player to actually resize the video image to fit inside blogger's column width).

I was talking to Scott Madin and he noted that the video is "unbelievably tired and predictable; like, seriously, Onion? making fun of Hillary Clinton? In 2009? that's just lazy and stupid."

Word.